Julio: Dude seriously I wouldn't mind marrying a really successful woman
Hugo: Same here
Julio: Then I could just stay home all day & not have to work it'd be great.
Hugo: hahaha yeah
Julio: And I wouldn't even feel robbed of whatever masculinity i have left
Hugo: I'd like to become a stay at home dad
Julio I'd love that, except the only problem is that I'm probably gonna have to share my video games with the kid
Hugo: Just get it a new xbox, boom problem solved
Julio: Always two steps ahead Hugo. Then its settled I'm now aspiring to become a trophy husband

Xbox Live

Guy: FoankaeMoankae YOUR FRIEND IS A FAGGOT
Ariel: Whoah whoah whoah... he may be a faggot, but he's not my friend.

A Day at Barnes & Noble

Hugo: Do you guys know if Lewis Carroll wrote anything besides Alice in Wonderland?
Julio: Oh dude I think he also wrote the screenplay for Die Hard, but I could be wrong
Hugo: hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff, put it in your notebook you fool!
2 MINUTES LATER:
Hugo: I think I'm gonna go with this book, Dante's Inferno
Julio: I think that author also wrote the screenplay for Dante's Peak
20 MINUTES LATER:
Hugo: So what are you gonna go with?
Julio: Yeah I've decided to get nothing
Hugo: hahaha what?
Julio: Well Stephanie pointed out that I'm still not done with the book in my messenger so instead I've decided to get this nifty State Quarter Album, which if my calculations are correct in about 100 years will increase 30% in awesomeness.